Brace yourselves.

I really don’t have anything witty to say here.

Corey Maggette had the quintessential “Bad Porn” game: 21 points on 3-11 shooting, 14-14 from the line.

Also, the Raptors have lost to the Bobcats twice this year. Contract the Raptors.

Finally, the last 2 minutes of this game literally took 2 hours. I watched the last 4:30 of the game after getting home from the gym so I am currently marinating in my own sweat. Thanks guys. My chair appreciates it.

Since I’m too lazy to make up a header with 4 Sad Paul Silas’, you’ll have to make due with this:

This lack of effort is indicative of the malaise that consumed the Bobcats tonight. I hope you didn’t watch it.