I’ll be honest, the Bulls were the most listless, disinterested and apathetic NBA team I have ever seen. But you know what? DONT CARE WINS IS WINS
The Bulls deserve to lose after employing hack-a-Bismack at like 5:00 left in the 4th, especially after Noah elbowed him in the eye. Thibideau is classy.
Now I must return to trolling crying Bulls fans on Twitter.
The Bobcats positively imploded in the 4Q against a terrible team.
DONT CARE KEMBA IS CLUTCH 3 STRAIGHT WINS OVER .500 YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
I was surprised when I saw the Bobcats were favored (by 2) going into this game.
You know why? The Wizards are bad. Terrible. Maybe worse than the Bobcats last year bad.
WHO CARES A WIN IS A WIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1-16 is a really bad record. But it’s a whole heckuva lot better than 0-16.
It only took 9 years but the Bobcats have beaten every team in the NBA.
The stats lines from last night will make your eyes bleed. In a good way.
MKG: 8/12 FG, 9/10 FT, 25 PTS, 12 REB
Kemba: 10/22 FG, 6/8 FT, 26 PTS, 6 REB, 7 ASS, 8 STL
Incredible. Even Mully had 14 rebounds and “only” 9 shots. I mentioned the other night that if the Bobcats managed to get 2 guys to explode on the same night, they could win. That theory was proven last night.
Confession: I actually didn’t see this game. But a win is a win!
If you’re a terrible offensive team, how do you win? Make your opponent shoot 39.8%, you hit more free throws, you turn the ball over less, and you have Kemba Walker drop 30 in the first 3 quarters. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!
BISMACK BIYOMBO BLOCKS TO BEAT THE BUZZER
This game was terrible, but was redeemed by Mr. Biyombo.
Remember kids, when you give up, you die. Don’t give up. Don’t die.
(Look, I know that this game does not deserve a 3 HAPPY BISMACK score, but the end of the game was so awesome that I’m making an exception.)
I also wrote a recap for Rufus On Fire. I am now famous!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED
So at one point in the first quarter, the Bobcats were shooting about 20.7%. The team finished with a mere 15 points in the first quarter. It was terrible.
Then, Paul Silas went and got himself ejected, and it would appear that something snapped.
The Bobcats went on a 22-1 run to end the first half to close within 5. End of 3, Bobcats up 1. End of the game, Bobcats win by 14. I’m not entirely sure I didn’t just have a dream.
The Magic actually resorted to Hack-A-Bismack, which as @MagicBasketball described as the most embarrassing moment of the season.Speaking of Biyombo, he went 10/15/7 and generally was more of a force than Dwight Howard. Maggette hit more than 50% of his shots and had 29 points. Kemba and DJ had 8 assists a piece. Henderson destroyed Redick down the stretch, including two back to back basket + foul plays on the right wing. Eddie Najera made a bunch of hustle plays. They actually hit shots (47.5% FG, 40% 3PT). And they won.
Also, no Boris Diaw at all. After asking for a trade or buyout, he never took off his warmups.
Screw it, don’t move your mouse for a second. I’m bringing back the rainbows and unicorns.
Losing Streak Over!
50% from the field! 40% from 3! +3 fastbreak points!
Biyombo Line: 8 points, 13 rebounds, 7 blocks, 1,000 smiles!
Kemba was +10, 8:1 assist/turnover ratio!
Enjoy the unicorns and rainbows, ya’ll.